RSP #47 ROGUE 5POOKS

Alternative titles for this overlong screamfest:

 

1. Olly Weeny.
2. Olly f**ked his computer to death.
3. “This one’s for you, Liz”.
4. “Couldn’t get it up”.
5. PIPES.
6. Good Time Boys.
7. “Damn, Letterboxd is down, how the hoes going to know I’m a CINEPHILE”.
8. “PUT IT ON SARAH”.
9. Mirror in the bathroom.
10. It’s just sarah.
11. Nobody evil ever wore a scarf.
12. “I’ve never dressed a cardboard lady”.
13. Jack Shit ‘o Lantern.
14. “Dy’a like Interstellar?”
15. “Mark Kermode doesn’t get this bullshit”.
16. “Freedom of Speech was a Mistake”.
17. Olly explains his scoring system.
18. Taxas Chainsaw Cats.
19. “Close to being good but overall not good”.
20. “Three is average”.
21. “Gave me a full on”.
22. “Can you cut this bit out”.
23. “You brought back COVID”.
24. “Watch out for Olivia Wilde”.
25. Timing and execution.
26. Cheeky Quiche.
27. Who do you think it was?
28. “Olly, you know SpiderMan yeah?”
29. Alex genuinely impresses Olly with his Marvel knowledge.
30. Olly kicked the guy in front of him.
31. Olly started a fight in a theatre.
32. “If you’re in a cinema, shut the F**k up”.
33. “You are allowed to live, laugh and love”.
34. “Like a tent in a forest”.
35. Canadian Cards Against Humanity.
36. . . . - 
37. His penis was too big for that Macbook.
38. Solid State.
39. We're not sick but we're not well.

 

Chin up, comrades xx

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Incidental and title music by the magnificent Kevin MacLeod 

"Hall of the Mountain King", "Moon Lounge Omicron Prime"
Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

"This Wandering Day" was by Bear McCreary and "Flagpole Sitta" was by Harvey Danger and was used for the purposes of criticism and so is probably protected? maybe? I found it funny.